i was born a porn star she said
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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