He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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