hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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