And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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