I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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