So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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