butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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