Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You took a bar mat shot.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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