it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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