i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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