i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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