it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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