I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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