are you still at the devil's house?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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