Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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