so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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