She went from zero to smokin in five shots
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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