I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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