So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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