that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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