just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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