I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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