Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my sisters under your porch take her home
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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