You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Randomize
