Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We need a shit load of segways right now
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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