Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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