well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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