What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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