she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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