I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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