Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
But theres a keg here and me gusta
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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