trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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