the day after is always just damage control
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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