i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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