Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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