Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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