Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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