I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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