Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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