but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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