I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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