yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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