ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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