Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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