no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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