I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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