We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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