That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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