Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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