Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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