I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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