It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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